The Pussy Palace
allthickwomen:

Maliah Michel. If I had the cash, she will be my personal stripper.

allthickwomen:

Maliah Michel. If I had the cash, she will be my personal stripper.

audreyxvalentine:

Ahoy, there! Work persuaded me to stay after the photoshoot.

audreyxvalentine:

Ahoy, there! Work persuaded me to stay after the photoshoot.

qtbduo:

woah, look at all those broken hearts on that pool

qtbduo:

woah, look at all those broken hearts on that pool

Im not judging the fact that they are strippers, im judging that they put it up on the internet where everybody can see FOR FREE. Thats just being nasty. I would actually be a stripper, easy possibly fun work for more money than i deserve for it, why not? Im not shy about my body. But id be a classy ass stripper, man. Id be like NO FUCKING PHOTOS BITCHES unless you fna slip a twenty in my ass crack. Thats what i am judging. When people try to make it seem more professional than it really is.

I can totally understand that. But at the same time, a person like me who loves strip clubs appreciates the dancers opening up and not being so shy about their profession. That way I know which hot dancers work @ which club and when i’m visiting a city i’ll never be disappointed because I know what I’m getting. And at the same time i’m friends with a few strippers that follow your no pics policy to a “T”. So I most def get what you’re saying. 

Okay I am due to have a baby soon and thought just to get togethere financially i'd dance for a bit after. what are some tips to getting ready and becoming a dancer?

Pole aerobics/dancing classes always help. Flexibility is a must. Go to (more than) a few strip clubs and peep the scene, talk to some dancers, make sure you’re 101% sure you are comfortable with the environment b4 u just dive in. And good luck.

There was some1 else that asked why we loved skrippas so much but I accidently deleted the question.. I shall be answered shortly.
UM, do not call me sweetie. Im not sweet, obviously. I AM, however, amused at your comment. What do you mean everybody has to get paid? Its called getting an education and WORKING for your money instead of painting your face up and wiggling your loose ass bootyhole in peoples faces for way more money than its worth. How worthy does that make you and your life? You asked for this honesty upon making that dumb ass remark. Lol

We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path. -Paulo Coelho

Judging people is wrong kid, especially in the world of tumblr where everyone is a free spirit. 

Judgment is what we add to discernment when we make a comparison (implicit or explicit) between how things or people are and how we think they ought to be. So, in judgment, there’s an element of dissatisfaction with the way things are and a desire to have things be the way we want them to be.”

Or in layman’s terms, every time you judge someone you’re making yourself sad and dissatisfied. So study Buddhism, smoke some pot & chill the fuck out. Oh, and quit worrying about the tightness of other people’s bootyholes!!


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imtrinahoe:

Body Count - Skrawberry & Tip Drill

*Skrippas making rap songs* 0_0 NOOOOOOOOOO

shyguyq:

Ass overload

shyguyq:

Ass overload

get-a-bar:

Go Bitch!!!!

get-a-bar:

Go Bitch!!!!